metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

meladoodle:

I was like “what’s wrong with the first picture” and then I looked closer and started laughing so hard what the fuck is wrong with this guy

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

gotitforcheap:

my aesthetic? 

image

overly photoshopped adam sandler on the cover of click

vvincestiel:

czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

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